“It costs a lot to look this cheap.”

Flawless. 1999

“Oh yeah? Well life’s a bitch, so I became one, Honey!”

“Poor me, poor me! POUR ME, another.”

This movie didn’t make its money back at the box office.

It doesn’t star Demi Moore or Micheal Caine and it has little to do with diamonds.

“God bless you and fuck off.”